Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.


1) Your name?

"A black mage from the popular Final Fantasy Series(IX)."

2) Your age?

"The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park"

lololol

3) One of your friends?

"Girl's name. Someone you can't ever forget about. Will make an impact in your life. Sometimes bipolar."

true true

4) What should you be doing?

"George W Bush's speech on education. The full quote is, "Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?""


5) Favorite color?

"Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin."


6) Birthplace?

"An Eastern European country whose inhabitants, contrary to popular opinon, are NOT DUMB. Polish citizens, in fact, have won Nobel Peace Prizes in every category, and Polish scientists, philosophers, explorers, and mathematicians have made numerous beneficial contributions to their respective fields (ultraviolet light; the set theory; semantic language theory). Marie Curie (née Sklodowska), the esteemed chemist, was a Pole. Poland also, naturally, has the most attractive women."


7) Month of your birth?

"The month where the most amazing girls are born. These girls are hot, sexy, and incredibly irresistible. Not only do they have an appealing body but they are intelligent as well. Every girl wants to be born in July."


8) Last person you talked to?

"meaning 'from the laurel flower'
a beautiful name, in fact one of the best names ever. "


9) One of your nicknames?

"A very good song by Pink Floyd."

huhuhuhu

10) Last ex?

"taiwanese for damn"

damn right